What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

What did one boob say to the other boob

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

I like God is love and lives within you.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

Deuteronomy 17

Lose lips shimk ships.

You shall not bear false witness.

But this is not

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

Your going to be alright just relax

Maybe leave out

Bible.. Hm.?

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

Innocent before proven guilty

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

I don't like religions.

This isn't going to, hurt.

I don't like

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?